Find the nearest window. Look outside. What is the most interesting thing you see? What is the least interesting thing? If you don’t have a window, close your eyes and imagine one: what do you see when you look through it?
We have terrible phone reception out here – especially inside the house. So dad put a green wicker chair out in the back yard (where there is another smidge of reception to be had), so he can talk to his girlfriend on the phone, and in comfort.
The thing is, our backyard is just a big field of sage brush. So there is a random green chair, sitting in an expanse of green bushes, they are a pretty close match in color, making for a rather austere and slightly creepy scene.